Boy receives, spends $100 tax refund
Sunday, May 20, 2007LASALLE, ONTARIO—Eighteen-year-old Phil Partington experienced the exhilaration of receiving a $100 cheque from the Canadian government and, later, a $100 pair of shoes from the Tecumseh Mall, all within a one day period, sources in his family confirmed Saturday. Story continues...
Prom day class cancellations outrage local students
Friday, May 11, 2007LASALLE, ONTARIO—A decision by Sandwich Secondary School staff to give its pupils the day off today has received sharp criticism from students in their final year at the educational institution, a report compiled this week detailed. Story continues...
NOTICE: The Crater is gay-friendly
Thursday, May 10, 2007The Crater would like to take this opportunity to issue a brief but heartfelt statement to our readers to maintain that our publication is gay-friendly. We remind our valued audience that The Crater does not create the news; we simply report it. Story continues...
Man shot in stomach makes small talk during 911 call
Thursday, May 10, 2007Although crippled by a fatal shotgun wound at the time he placed the emergency call, Jacob Swanson wasn't only calm but personable, according to Melanie Vanier, the 911 operator who responded to the maimed man. Story continues...
Candy Land to meet Kandy Protocol by 2015
Thursday, May 10, 2007The Kandy Protocol, initially proposed by King Kandy to the Milton Bradley in 1949, was what many political spectators recognize today as the first key public acknowledgement of the early effects of candy-related pollution. Story continues...
'Tap the Ass' concert Friday
Wednesday, May 2, 2007WINDSOR, ONTARIO—On the heels of the recent "Smash the Glass" girl power concert held at the University of Windsor, a coalition of male students is set to host its own concert to raise awareness of men's issues. Story continues...
Group of girls searches for token gay guy
Wednesday, May 2, 2007Maurine Laudson and her two best friends are looking to add a homosexual man to their titillating trio as a way to "spice things up," and form a feminine foursome. Story continues...
Student David Jäger denounces 'Davemeister' moniker
Wednesday, May 2, 2007College of Delaware sophomore student David "Davemeister" Jäger is fed up with the nickname one of his roommates has bestowed upon him, other members of the house confirmed Tuesday. Story continues...
